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How I Won A Free Rosati's Pizza

Posted August 12, 2011, 4:15pm by Aaron Brown

Every once in awhile, there's nothing better than ordering a monstrous-sized pizza and chowing down. Recently, Rosati's in Romeoville ran a contest for a free pizza for best describing how one eats a pizza from there establishment. Here is my reward-winning description:

1) Plan a few days in advance for when I will order a Rosati's pizza so I have a few days to look forward to it
2) Order an Extra Large even though I know we won't be able to finish it
3) Grab a slice on the way home because I can't wait to eat it
4) Close the box, then open it and eat a second slice in the driveway
5) Make sure I have a crappy shirt on, put the pizza box on my lap, and never worry about dripping sauce or cheese on my clothes
6) Give my wife a few slices, but make sure I take all the extra cheese after cutting them and put it on my plate
7) Tell my wife the pizza is so good that I would ask for one as my last meal if I was on death row
8) Tell myself I'm full, look at the remaining pizza, then devour at least one more slice
9) Eat anything my wife leaves on her plate (crust, extra cheese, uneaten slices)
10) Leave a few pieces as leftovers, only to come back to the kitchen twenty minutes later to eat the rest

That made me hungry! Time to cash in on my free pizza right now...

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